Spa-Man vs The Tunbridge Wells Ape

Some of you may have seen in the national newspapers the story that someone has seen a giant ape-like man with evil red eyes on Tunbridge Wells' Common. Given that the witness was not named, and no additional information about him or her was available, and the fact that the Daily Mail cited The Sun as its source, I am a little sceptical. The timing a week after a news story that my good ol' hometown was seeking a rebrand is hard to ignore.

It did however call to mind an earlier example of the printed media moronically printing anything they are told when a resident and two friends was able to hoodwink the international press into believing there was a super-hero at work in the town.

Anyway, following a chat on Twitter, I decided it would be a good idea if the two of them duke it out comicbook style.